per l'amore di maria e tutti santi!

not good. the lowest price on orbitz i can find for christmas flights, even counting stinky unpaid days off of work: $298.

oh my dear sweet christ in heaven. perhaps i will not be returning to oregon for christmas anyhow. poo.

12:12. make a wish. for luck or money? money or luck?

surrealistic telephone

a man named golden bold called for brian. left no number. claimed he had his number. said he was with amgen. refused to leave more information.

spell that again, i asked?

g.o.l.d.e.n. [pause] b.o.l.d.

who indeed is this golden man? why is he bold? i looked him up in the directory but he doesn't exist. a phantom phone caller.

open letter to my parents

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